This would be because women's brains aren't made of the same stuff as men's brains.The brain of a woman is made out of a fluffy, soft, porous, somewhat spongey marshmallow-type substance that gives birth to lots of little rainbows with alarming frequency. And it's much smaller than the brain of a man, so it fills up more quickly, mostly with tales of unrealistic romance absorbed from Mills & Boon paperbacks. This is why they get moody - they read about loved up women in those daft books and when they realise it's all make believe and real men are just channel-surfing couch potatoes they get angst and period-related mental problems and such like.Bless 'em.The brain of a man is massive by comparison, and made of complex computer chips and other really clever bits and pieces that can store vast amounts of important rather than superfluous information. This is why men can remember the technicalities of the offside rule and the positions of numerous teams within a league table, but can never recall the wife's birthday.And, of course, it's why men rule the world and women swap recipes with each other.I love the way evolution sorts everything out

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